Ed was a legend. Farrah was beautiful. M.J. was a king.

But today, folks, is by far the darkest day in kinda a long time. A diamond in the rough, nay, a sparkling gem of talent is now lost to us mere mortals forever. Or at least until the next Orange Glo commercial pops up.

Beloved Billy Mays. Gone. Its alright, you can cry. I know you want to.
He was the Hercules of the advertising world. His green putty defied the laws of gravity, Orange Glo wiped dirt and dust and things that don't Glo(w) off the map, and the almighty OxyClean dominated stains without breaking a sweat.



You will be missed Sir.